Charlotte Cross, a woman who has both a tenuous relationship with the truth and a porn career as dead as the Papal penis, took to Twitter Sunday night to issue threats against AVN-nominated indie performer Tayler Texas.

Cross, who received zero AVN nominations, took a break from ruining people’s blackjack games with her poor math skills and bragging about a huge payout she had received (in a case that has not yet even been ruled on), to issue the following tweets:

Arrogant Dimwit Charlotte Cross Threatens Tayler Texas; Twitter Erupts in Laughter

LOL. ALL CAPS MAKES YOU SEEM MUCH MORE SCARY!!!

Ms. Texas was quick to reply.

Cross then tweeted a screenshot of a tweet by Texas, which makes no reference to Cross’ party.

To which Tayler Texas replied:

Texas’ response took the high road; all class.

Cross, not being a rational human being, doubled down:

“I don’t consider you a fellow”, wrote Cross. No, she thinks of herself as being above Ms. Texas.

But let’s “unpack” these tweets, as Allan Gelbard would say, shall we?

Cross is apparently saying that she was one of the hosts of an orgy party (“our party”) in Las Vegas during the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. I certainly hope no one was asked to pay a fee to participate, because they have a word (and a section in the Nevada Revised Statutes) for that.

The inference one must draw from Cross’ tweets is that she does not have a clear idea of who was actually in the room during this orgy. Well, that sounds safe.

Amen



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